Pig: One for Tiger, one for Holly, one for Jake, one for Sammy, and one for Kipper.
Kipper: Dear Kipper, please come to my birthday party. Here is my present list:
This is Roly-Poly's first but only appearance./1. A pet, like a rabbit, or a guinea pig, or something.
Holly and Sammy, Pig's friends, are mentioned but do not appear at the party or the TV series./2. A little mouse, or a gerbil, or something.
It is unknown why Mouse is at the pet shop./3. Anything else.
But mostly I would like number 1 or number 2. See you tomorrow, love, from Pig.
Pig: Who are Holly and Sammy, what episode do they appear in...
Schoolhouse Doe and Schoolhouse Buck: Bye, See ya.
Elf Referee: Ah, hello, Boone, hello, Doggle.
Doggle: Any mail today for Santa Claus.
Elf Referee: Let me check.
Boone: If we play our cards right, we'll be up for promotion before you know it.
Doggle: Ya, mean we won't picking up the mail anymore.
Boone: That's all for this one, Santa Claus helping us. He'll be promotion this more. that's what all the active.
Doggle: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, You crush it on the bridge away the creek.
Slow down, Boone, you're to fast.
Boone: Something's wrong.
Doggle: Oh, no, look we did the queen in Stormella's garden.
Maybe we should leave them, no.
Boone: You non-skull, If you clear the one, You did it.
Doggle: Oh, no, my hat.
Boone: Never mind that, let's get outta here.
Doggle: Good, and I'll go and get my hat.
Schoolhouse Doe and Schoolhouse Buck: Hi.
Holly: Hi, Pig.
Pig: Hello, Holly.
Sammy: Hi, Pig.
Pig: Hello, Sammy.
Now, we should have to do.........
Schoolhouse Doe, Schoohouse Buck, Holly and Sammy: Pig's bag. (the music starts)
Pig: Oh, I've lookin' in my bag, and i found a lot of things, gizmos and gadgets, odds and ends and even some old string.
Schoolhouse Doe, Schoolhouse Buck, Holly and Sammy: So let's ask ourselves the question, What can we make today, With imagination and Pig's bag, We'll see what we can make today, yeah. See what we can make today. (the music ends)
Sammy: Look, I made a sleigh.
Boone: Hello, Pig.
Pig: Hello, Boone.
Sammy: I made this sleigh.
Doggle: Pig, Holly, Sammy, Boone.
Boone: Here we are.
Doggle: Ah, Holly, Sammy did made a sleigh.
Holly: What's that Sammy.
Sammy: It's a sleigh.
Pig: Well, Arnold is my little brother.
Sammy: I'll put it right here.
Schoolhouse Doe and Schoolhouse Buck: Look.
Boone and Doggle: Ah.
Holly and Sammy: Wow.
Pig: I'll go and ride my sled vehicle.
Kipper: No, I don't think so. No... too sleepy. Is anyone at home. ... No. Definitely not. Hmmm... ... One of these, please.
Are you always this hungry. Hehehehehehe. Hehehehehe. You can do a roly-poly, You're sooo clever. I'm gonna call you Roly-Poly, I wish I didn't have to give you to Pig tomorrow.
Hello, you. I wish I didn't have to give you to Pig today.
I wonder if Pig would like a rabbit instead. I could get the rabbit for Pig and I could keep you. No, he'd like you better. C'mon, let's go and buy some paper to wrap up your cage.
Where are you!? *gasp*
Are you ready, Roly. 3....2....1....Go. Yes, You're the best birthday present ever. Birthday present. Birthday party.
Tiger: Hello, Kipper. What happened to you. The party's over.
Kipper: Um, I forgot. I was playing with Pig's present. I don't think he likes it in there much. I'd better go, see you later.
Tiger: Oh no, Not another one. Hehehehe...
Casey: I've met you, Kipper.
Kipper: Oh yeah, But, how could you know that.
Casey: You be surprised what i know, I even know when you're a dog.
Kipper: Oh, you must know my father.
Casey: I know everything, I know you are playing for that mouse today.
Kipper: Hey, that's no idea, I'll met Pig told you about that.
Casey: Of course you did, that's something i found all by myself. But i'm on your side, Kipper. When Tiger did was mean.
Forget the school and come with me, we'll have fun.
Pig: Hello, Tiger. Hello, Jake.
Tiger and Jake: Hello Pig.
Pig: So. Hop in, Tiger and Jake.
Tiger and Jake: Okay.
Casey: Here comes the sled vehicle.
Pig: Hello, Kipper.
Kipper: Hello, Pig.
Pig: Hop in, Kipper and Casey.
Kipper and Casey: Okay.
Pig: Look at all the fireworks.
Tiger and Jake: Wow.
Kipper: Oh boy, There's nothing to be afraid up here.
Casey: Of course not, Kipper. This is the best place in the world to be. You'll see.
In Pleasureland, You don't have to do anything. Do you want to. No teachers, No books, Just fun.
Kipper: It certainly sounds like a lot of fun. No teachers, I never had to study again. Yehehehay.
Casey: Here comes the sleigh, It will take us to Pleasureland.
Elf Crowd Member #1: Sorry, this sleigh is full. You have to catch the next one. It'll come any minute.
Oh, look at this, guys. I wouldn't talk a little puppy. Imagine that.
The two or you going to Pleasureland. Well, maybe I can make some room in here.
Hey, Why don't you get up in the roof.
Milo: Go, Ray.
Ray: Quick pushin' now.
Elf Crowd Member #1: Stay up there and I'll tell you different.
Hehe. Come on in. Hehe.
Hey, doesen't bother you to be traveling on your own. Hehe.
Casey: Oh, Hey.
Elf Crowd Member #1: Hey, Wouldn't hit. You better climb on. If you ever want to Pleasureland.
Kipper: This isn't working out the way I hope. But I still wanna go.
Pig: Hey, what do you think. You're doing wanna go to Pleasureland. Doesn't gonna solve anything.
Elf Crowd Member #1: Hey, Let's ride.
Kipper: Hey, come back, come back.
Elves: Oh, what showed every place are we, when they have wondrous sides you see, when no one starts and no one stops, your time is still not far.
Sleigh Rider: Let's go!
Elves: We'll have your own day, Hey, let's al have fun and play, and if we maybe think you see from chocolate sweets to candy treats.
We never have homework, never ending chores, we don't have to listen to teachers and it's funny by every doors.
If you know what can be, did you know this will think could have? That's why they called it Pleasureland!
Thrills and cake and ice cream, we'll take you in a dream, join the merry bell, we're off to Pleasureland, Pleasureland!